Nuclear War - Irish Watch

[Anderson]

Seems the Irish Daily Mirror is expecting a nuclear attack any time soon!

looking at that map I think I may need more Iodine tablets, though that said every cloud, I will be quite warm in Bray with the heat from Dublin!

Map shows how much of Ireland could be blown up if a nuclear bomb hit

There’s been a worrying escalation in the Russia - Ukraine war after Vladimir Putin made yet another nuclear threat to the West. It comes as a frightening interactive map shows what would happen if a nuclear bomb hit Dublin, Galway, Cork and Belfast.

www.irishmirror.ie

 

[Declan]

Many are expecting something big on Sept 24. Saturday. DUCK.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Are you originally a Wickala man Andy?

Looks like Val might escape by the skin of his teeth. The bomb just about takes out Kingscourt but a few miles up the road and you're safe.

 

[Declan]

Radiation will not affect Val as he is by nature composed in large part of iodine.

 

[Declan]

I put
I put iodine on cuts and bruises. I did not know it worked for nuclear.

That is why you are only the second most intelligent man in Ireland.

 

[Anderson]

That is why you are only the second most intelligent man in Ireland.

Who was the first again?

 

[Anderson]

I put
I put iodine on cuts and bruises. I did not know it worked for nuclear.

Did you not get those tablets from the government back in 2000s?

 

[Anderson]

Are you originally a Wickala man Andy?

Looks like Val might escape by the skin of his teeth. The bomb just about takes out Kingscourt but a few miles up the road and you're safe.

Not by Birth Myles, I am a Westmeath man by birth.

 

[Anderson]

I can't find them

Did you eat them already?

 

[Anderson]

What about fall out? I have fallen out with most of my neighbours over the years, Mostly over sheep steeling my grass.

Did you not have a fence?

 

[Anderson]

Nobody is perfect

I am almost perfect though, I am the 3rd most intelligent person in Ireland.

 

[Declan]

I am almost perfect though, I am the 3rd most intelligent person in Ireland.

The other two being Hans and Rick.

 

[Anderson]

The other two being Hans and Rick.

Surely Val is still the 2nd?

Ill move down to 5th, which leaves room for Hans, Rick, Aldo, and then me.

Still, who is the 1st?

 

[Declan]

Surely Val is still the 2nd?

Ill move down to 5th, which leaves room for Hans, Rick, Aldo, and then me.

Still, who is the 1st?

Unfortunately Val is not smart enough to figure that out.