To the tune of Flower of Scotland
Oh David Celery, when will we see
Your like again?
You came to Helsinki
To spread L-G-B-T
And stood against them
Who called you a bender
And waved the rainbow
For all to see.
Was in the bathhouses, you came to life
your queerness laid bare
Your scrawny arse pounded
Without a thought for your wife
We love you David
Your grace and flamboyance
Don't ever leave us
LGBT for life.
Oh David Celery, when will we see
Your like again?
You came to Helsinki
To spread L-G-B-T
And stood against them
Who called you a bender
And waved the rainbow
For all to see.
Was in the bathhouses, you came to life
your queerness laid bare
Your scrawny arse pounded
Without a thought for your wife
We love you David
Your grace and flamboyance
Don't ever leave us
LGBT for life.