Ms Catherine who's from the north says nordie birds - from both tribes - are obsessed with fake tan and plaster around 7 layers of makeup on them.
I'm not sure which account is accurate.
Just before the Jews got him he claimed the Black & Tans never existed.
I don't know whether that's because of his dislike for Ireland or the Palestinians because the Tans ran amok out there too.
The Ireland-hating Englishman who rolled over like a bitch as soon as the Jews went after him.
Gript are scraping the bottom of the barrel with this one.