To the tune of Flower of Scotland
Oh David Celery, when will we see
Your like again?
You came to Helsinki
To spread L-G-B-T
And stood against them
Who called you a bender
And waved the rainbow
For all to see.
Was in the bathhouses, you came to life
your queerness laid bare
Your scrawny arse pounded
Without a thought for your wife
We love you David
Your grace and flamboyance
Don't ever leave us
LGBT for life.