Catholic Priest spends 40K ON Candy Crush, Mario Kart and Pokémon Go

[Fishalt]

Catholic Priest Spent $40k Of Church Money On Candy Crush, Mario Kart & Pokémon Go - WTF

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[Professor]

Sure it's only charity money he spent, $40,000's no biggie to a gambler

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Seriously Skippy? A new thread for that???

 

[Mad as Fish]

Catholic Priest Spent $40k Of Church Money On Candy Crush, Mario Kart & Pokémon Go - WTF

37 points • 14 comments

9gag.com

Phew, just as well it wasn't a rabbi, you'd be shot for posting this!

 

[clarke-connolly]

Phew, just as well it wasn't a rabbi, you'd be shot for posting this!

That would be ~ Robbi the Rabbi !

 

[Mad as Fish]

That would be ~ Robbi the Rabbi !

Or Rabbi the robber

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

Atheism = increase in crime, studies show:

[There is] ...consistent and mounting evidence suggesting increasing religious commitment or involvement helps individuals avoid crime and delinquency... ...I recently completed the most exhaustive systematic review conducted to date of the relevant research literature on religion and crime. This review located 273 studies on religion and crime that were published between 1944 and 2010. Ninety percent of the studies (247 of 273) find increasing religiosity to be associated with decreases in various measures of crime and delinquency. Only two out of 273 studies report religion was associated with a harmful outcome

Atheism and stealing - Conservapedia

www.conservapedia.com

 

[Coal Gas and peat]

He was a savage for mario kart , he fucking loved it on other people's dime it's par for the course now in this bizzaro world

 

[Professor]

Atheism = increase in crime, studies show:

Atheism and stealing - Conservapedia

www.conservapedia.com

When the priest prayed to God at night after losing a few grand, God told him to double up and play to win!!
"Keep doubling the bet until you win and regain all your losses, then you can put the money back and add a bit extra as a bonus from me, the parish will be delighted with your good intentions"

The priest was even heard to murmur that God promised him that he'd see to it that he'd win it back . . .

What went wrong??

 

[scolairebocht]

Strangely enough priests tend to be human, and you are going to get a proportion addicted to gambling or drink or whatever, the same as in the general population, although some seem to want to greatly exaggerate and hype up their faults for some reason.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Bocht, Val Martin in his recent video put the percentage of homosexual Priests at 30+%.

Miss Catherine put it at anywhere between 40 & 50%.

How can you account for such Sodomy amongst your clerics?

 

[scolairebocht]

I admit, unfortunately, in some quarters that can be an issue. Its disgraceful that people enter the priesthood deliberately to break their vows that way, and disgraceful that they are let do so. Thats one of the reasons the traditional Catholic movement is growing, where its virtually not a problem at all and the laity like that.

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

How can you account for such Sodomy amongst your clerics?

There was a book written about just this kind of engineered infiltration . Given your obsession with sodomy, you may find these up your alley, as it were:

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

And this one:

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

There's no point in posting pictures up here Plunkett. I never judge a book by its cover.

Ask Val and Ms Catherine where they get their stats from.

I personally know 3 homosexual Priests out of around half a dozen. It's anecdotal but that's 50%!

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

There's no point in posting pictures up here Plunkett. I never judge a book by its cover.

Indeed, so read them and get back to us. You posed a question, the answers lie in these books.

 

[Fishalt]

Seriously Skippy? A new thread for that???

Well if Val can create one relating to a cat that broke into his house and stole his dentures or whatever, I feel like all bets are off.

 

[scolairebocht]

You see unfortunately I, and I think Plunkett, are not disputing that there is such a problem in the modern Catholic Church, but only that it was designed that way by the enemies of the Church.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Bocht do you not think that because Priests aren't allowed to have women the RCC attracts Sodomites as a matter of course?

 

[scolairebocht]

No, but its an ancient slander. You hear about all that throughout the Reformation and from the Communist and Fascist governments as well then in the 20th century. Almost from the very beginning there was some restrictions on priests marrying and it was set by about 300 AD, much earlier than some suppose. You cannot really have split loyalties, a married person has too many responsibilities to be a good priest, such at least has been the view for about 1,700 years.

Also why would marriage eliminate all problems in that area? A depressing number of married men are also homosexual and there is also a huge level of marriage breakdown out there, meaning usually that people are not being faithful to their spouses, and unfortunately child abuse by married people is by no means unheard of either.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Married men are very unlikely to be homosexual Sir. Whereas Maynooth is Ireland's Gay Mecca.

One Seminarian said to me he was so disgusted by what went on down there that he wondered if it had been infiltrated by Satan himself.

 

[scolairebocht]

Unfortunately some of that is true about Maynooth, I agree its a disgrace.

 

[Fishalt]

Bocht do you not think that because Priests aren't allowed to have women the RCC attracts Sodomites as a matter of course?

lol I've never really bought this argument. "Welp, women are out. Guess I'll start diddling five-year-old boys".

I doubt that's how it goes down. If it were purely about sexual starvation they'd go visit a hooker on the sly. They're probably Ticklemonsters to begin with and are attracted to the role of priest due to the fact it puts them in a position of authority over kids, and brings them into proximity with them.

 

[Tiger]

Married men are very unlikely to be homosexual Sir. Whereas Maynooth is Ireland's Gay Mecca.

One Seminarian said to me he was so disgusted by what went on down there that he wondered if it had been infiltrated by Satan himself.

The seminary’s have been captured for decades Myles. In Maynooth, if a seminarian isn’t gay, he’s chucked out.

The main seminary in NY state has been nicknamed ‘The Pink Palace’ for the past 50 years. They’re running the institution of the church.

The men are active homosexuals before entering the seminary. It’s not that becoming a priest is magically turning men gay. That’s a ridiculous assertion.

 

[Zipporah's Flint]

I admit, unfortunately, in some quarters that can be an issue. Its disgraceful that people enter the priesthood deliberately to break their vows that way, and disgraceful that they are let do so. Thats one of the reasons the traditional Catholic movement is growing, where its virtually not a problem at all and the laity like that.

There is a ban on people with homosexual lusts joining the Priesthood so they are basically usurping the position.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

The men are active homosexuals before entering the seminary. It’s not that becoming a priest is magically turning men gay. That’s a ridiculous assertion.

No but it raises the question why the Church attracts Sodomite clerics on such a large scale.

There are few such deviants in the COI for example. Why is that?

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Homosexual life in 1960's Ireland



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[Declan]

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