The Death Pool.

MI5 agents wee Jimmy krankie and Humza succeeded = Scottish independence is a life time away now :mad:
Maybe Mi5 even took out Salmond now ~ ~ Maybe another convenient heart-attack like, John Smith and Robin Cook had ! !

Those last two heart-attacks came in very handy for the, Vile Tony Blair.
 

Alex Salmond ‘died while opening bottle of ketchup’​


Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.

The former first minister of Scotland collapsed and died aged 69 on Saturday, shortly after delivering a speech at a conference in North Macedonia.

Mark Donfried, the director of the Academy for Cultural Diplomacy, said attendees were having lunch at the meeting in the historic lakeside city of Ohrid when Mr Salmond died.


“He came together with Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh, also from the Alba Party in Scotland, and they were eating,” he told Times Radio.

“Later on, Tasmina told me she was having trouble opening the ketchup and she reached over and said: ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?’ And he was helping her with that when literally he fell back in his chair, totally out of the blue, without warning.

“Next to him was the former chief executive of the stock exchange of Cyprus, and he basically took him in his arms. He was convinced, he told me later, that immediately he was unconscious. So we don’t think Alex actually suffered any pain, thank God. He felt his heart and he couldn’t feel the heart rate then."

 

Alex Salmond ‘died while opening bottle of ketchup’​


Alex Salmond died while opening a bottle of ketchup, an eyewitness has claimed.

The former first minister of Scotland collapsed and died aged 69 on Saturday, shortly after delivering a speech at a conference in North Macedonia.

Mark Donfried, the director of the Academy for Cultural Diplomacy, said attendees were having lunch at the meeting in the historic lakeside city of Ohrid when Mr Salmond died.


“He came together with Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh, also from the Alba Party in Scotland, and they were eating,” he told Times Radio.

“Later on, Tasmina told me she was having trouble opening the ketchup and she reached over and said: ‘Hey, can you give me a hand?’ And he was helping her with that when literally he fell back in his chair, totally out of the blue, without warning.

“Next to him was the former chief executive of the stock exchange of Cyprus, and he basically took him in his arms. He was convinced, he told me later, that immediately he was unconscious. So we don’t think Alex actually suffered any pain, thank God. He felt his heart and he couldn’t feel the heart rate then."

So ~ Tasmina Ahmed-Sheikh killed Alex Salmond.

More seriously ~ I had Great Time for Alex Salmond ~ A Great Scot.
 
Payne was drunk and giving trouble .....had to to be put to the room by security ...also smashed his laptop ......a bad mess
 
Dicki Rock RIP
Gone to the big ballroom in the sky.
 
We still have 2 days, maybe joe and bill could do a double
 
Did anyone get two right. I cant believe all these pricks are still alive
 
I’m counting that as one and a quarter as Charley was terminal.

But none the less we are going to give it to you,
 

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