Interesting quote by anti-Christian Italian Philosopher on the concept of evolution and the possibile psychology behind it.

[Tiger]

KING GOOFBALL!

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Aye, I actually put the answer in the post but he still doesn't understand. He is a complete and utter knobhead.

It is a fair question though Fish.

Do you think God designed the Giraffe's blood pressure to go on turbo boost so they could get a drink of water?

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Again, she asks the question. And we're supposed to believe that she

Fish is a woman?!

 

[Tiger]

Is God intervening to stop their heads from exploding?

Did God design them so their heads don't explode even though they should?

Like, walk us through your brain farts

Jimbo…… Let’s invite @Fishalt to respond too.

Let’s forget about God for a moment and concentrate on blind evolution.

Can you reply to the following questions?

1. Is there significant gaps in the fossil record to throw doubt over gradual Darwinian evolution of the Giraffe’s neck?

2. Is there a lack of direct transitional fossils?

3. Is there a clear (consensus) as to the pathway of Giraffe long neck evolution?

4. What are the specific genetic mechanisms responsible for the elongation of Giraffe necks?

5. Yes or No answer….. Can we understand from the fossil record the feeding behaviour and or ecological interactions of Giraffe ‘evolution’?

6. Within the fairytale of Giraffe evolution, does the story adequately explain the complex ecological interactions?

7. Obviously dating fossils accurately is crucial for constructing a reliable timeline of evolution. However isn’t it true, that there are uncertainties in dating methods and the accurate age of certain fossils?

 

[Mad as Fish]

Fish is a woman?!

Well my kids call me dad, not that it means much nowadays.

 

[Tiger]

It is a fair question though Fish.

Do you think God designed the Giraffe's blood pressure to go on turbo boost so they could get a drink of water?

Maybe a fairer question Myles, would be asking you to walk us through the evidence for the evolution of the Giraffe, paying particular attention to the elongation of its neck.

Feel free to start at a basic level and increase complexity as you parse through the significant evidence.

We await your genius….

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Tiger, why did God make the Giraffe have to eat shit so high up off the ground? It sounds like he fukked up and the blood pressure thing was a fire-fighting exercise.

 

[Tiger]

Tiger, why did God make the Giraffe have to eat shit so high up off the ground? It sounds like he fukked up and the blood pressure thing was a fire-fighting exercise.

The better question my alcoholic friend would be how long would it take to grow a neck long enough to feed off high vegetation?

Whadya reckon? A year, a million years?

 

[Tiger]

There really isn't much point in debating an idiot creationist about evolution (science).. unless perhaps you're someone like Dawkins, whom people like you helped become a multimillionaire

Dim Jim not replying to basic questions again.

What a surprise. It’s almost like you are a spoofer, who can’t argue his own position.

Seven straightforward questions and zero responses.

Typical atheist.

 

[Mad as Fish]

It is a fair question though Fish.

Do you think God designed the Giraffe's blood pressure to go on turbo boost so they could get a drink of water?

It's all about hydrostatic pressure. The head of a giraffe is between 5 - 6m above the ground, as it swings down all that blood in the neck suddenly rushes for the head greatly increasing the pressure within the skull.

What adaptions are there to prevent the head going pop?

 

[Tiger]

Tiger, why did God make the Giraffe have to eat shit so high up off the ground? It sounds like he fukked up and the blood pressure thing was a fire-fighting exercise.

Nope, Giraffes function perfectly fine Myles.

Walk us through your biological issues with Giraffes.

 

[Tiger]

I am not an evolutionary biologist (and neither are you, duh).

What I can do is point out that the likes of you (and your sister MAD) are morons - from first principles.

You can’t answer basic objections.

 

[Tiger]

Yeah, the same way I can't answer flerfs.

You never told me, r u a flerf?

I’m not.

Can you respond to the questions I asked without deflecting?

They are not ambiguous questions, they are clear and direct.

If you can’t formulate a response it speaks volumes to your position.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

The better question my alcoholic friend would be how long would it take to grow a neck long enough to feed off high vegetation?

Whadya reckon? A year, a million years?

That's not the question I asked Sir.

I'm not extolling any explanation here. You are. You say God created a Giraffe to have turbo blood pressure so its head doesn't explode.

I asked why your God created the Giraffe so it could only feed on elevated food sources in the first place?

 

[Tiger]

That's not the question I asked Sir.

I'm not extolling any explanation here. You are. You say God created a Giraffe to have turbo blood pressure so its head doesn't explode.

I asked why your God created the Giraffe so it could only feed on elevated food sources in the first place?

Before responding, where did I say any of that?

Quotes would be helpful.

While your atrophied brain is figuring this out please take a moment to reply as to the evolution of the elongation of the Giraffes neck.

I and the scientific world await your genius.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Well isn't that your belief Sir?

 

[Tiger]

Well isn't that your belief Sir?

I’m more interested in how much time a hungry Giraffe spent growing its neck to reach food.

Over to you Myles…

 

[AUL LAD]

It's all about hydrostatic pressure. The head of a giraffe is between 5 - 6m above the ground, as it swings down all that blood in the neck suddenly rushes for the head greatly increasing the pressure within the skull.

What adaptions are there to prevent the head going pop?

YOU should not reply to these morons.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

I’m more interested in how much time a hungry Giraffe spent growing its neck to reach food. Over to you Myles…

Well I'm more interested in the bizarre 'design'.

I guess we're both interested in different things so neither can help the other

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

You are a fucking idiot Now shut your hole

Sir, please. The gentleman is in his late 80's so at least try and treat him with a certain amount of elder respect.

Thank you

 

[Tiger]

Well I'm more interested in the bizarre 'design'.

I guess we're both interested in different things so neither can help the other

I don’t think it is a bizarre design. They are your words.

However you do think it evolved a super long neck gradually. So walk us through the steps of how this occurred….ya know….for a laugh.

 

[Tiger]

What would that be?

I think I've made it abundantly clear what my position is

I asked 7 direct evolutionary questions.

Why did you respond to zero of them?

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

I don’t think it is a bizarre design. They are your words.

Indeed they are. So you think its a good 'design'?

However you do think it evolved a super long neck gradually. So walk us through the steps of how this occurred….ya know….for a laugh.

Before responding, where did I say any of that?

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

I was.. but not no more. He wants a fight? - I'll give the cunt a heart attack.

I really hope you don't do that Sir. The guy says he's 28 stone in weight. A shock to anyone in their late 80's at that weight will likely kill them.

 

[Tiger]

I doubt it

Here are the questions again. I anticipate that you will answer as many as Zero of these questions. However it’s worthwhile to show your ignorance.


Can you reply to the following questions?

1. Is there significant gaps in the fossil record to throw doubt over gradual Darwinian evolution of the Giraffe’s neck?

2. Is there a lack of direct transitional fossils?

3. Is there a clear (consensus) as to the pathway of Giraffe long neck evolution?

4. What are the specific genetic mechanisms responsible for the elongation of Giraffe necks?

5. Yes or No answer….. Can we understand from the fossil record the feeding behaviour and or ecological interactions of Giraffe ‘evolution’?

6. Within the fairytale of Giraffe evolution, does the story adequately explain the complex ecological interactions?

7. Obviously dating fossils accurately is crucial for constructing a reliable timeline of evolution. However isn’t it true, that there are uncertainties in dating methods and the accurate age of certain fossils?

 

[Tiger]

I really hope you don't do that Sir. The guy says he's 28 stone in weight. A shock to anyone in their late 80's at that weight will likely kill them.

Yeah, but Jambo is 5ft 1’ and Aul Lad is is 6ft 6’.

Aul Lad would crush him with his farts alone.

 

[Tiger]

Indeed they are. So you think it’s a good 'design'?

Sure. I think Giraffes are wonderful creatures.

What evidence do you have that they are not?

 

[Tiger]

I'd say you're another fatso

Nope.

 

[Tiger]

I'm not an evolutionary biologist and neither are you. Why would you want or expect me to discuss "fossil records" with you?

Can you condense your waffle into a sensible question?

Absolutely pathetic answer.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Yeah, but Jambo is 5ft 1’ and Aul Lad is is 6ft 6’. Aul Lad would crush him with his farts alone.

A 6ft 6, 28 stone 87 year old is an extraordinary thing.

His carers must be even more extraordinary

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

Sure. I think Giraffes are wonderful creatures. What evidence do you have that they are not?

Well they have to be very lanky just to be able to reach leaves. It'd be much handier if they were short and could just eat at ground level.

Also, when they have to bend down so far to drink they're sitting ducks for predators.

Why didn't he put an eye above their arsehole so they could see Lions coming?

 

[Tiger]

Well they have to be very lanky just to be able to reach leaves. It'd be much handier if they were short and could just eat at ground level.

Also, when they have to bend down so far to drink they're sitting ducks for predators.

Why didn't he put an eye above their arsehole so they could see Lions coming?

So you think billions of years of evolution failed them?

 

[Tiger]

Your questions are pathetic, like you

You’re a low IQ spoofer.

In private conversations you are known as ‘Dim Jim’.

This seems apt.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

So you think billions of years of evolution failed them?

Well if your theory is owt to go by, God failed them.

 

[Tiger]

I mean, how does one even understand these questions.

Normally, with an IQ above 40

I'll tell you what, fair dinkum, you answer them first and then I'll try to, deal?

Why would I answer my own questions?

I know the answers, that’s why I asked them. To expose your position.

Your avoidance is confirmation of this.

 

[Tiger]

Well if your theory is owt to go by, God failed them.

I think they are fabulous creatures.

You’re the one with the issue.

 

[Tiger]

I don't (know what your answers are)

Could you elaborate, please?

Are you trying to answer clear questions with a question (as per usual, it’s what trolls do)?

Of course I can answer them, if you admit to not knowing the answers.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

I think they are fabulous creatures. You’re the one with the issue.

I suppose with evolution you could say they're still evolving and are a work in process.

But your God creating them as a finished product yet will all these issues, well, he's not that brilliant at this is he?

 

[Tiger]

I suppose with evolution you could say they're still evolving and are a work in process.

Yeah. Whatever.

So, speaking of progress and evidence. Walk us through the evidence around the elongation of Giraffes necks.

 

[Tiger]

I don't find your questions clear

They couldn’t be any more clear.

I offered you an opportunity to "answer your own questions" so I might better understand them. You've turned me down

You’re a troll