I suggest for a few posts we could stay with the battles that our very own "conservative movement" have already fought?
There's no need to try and pin our flag to the mast of all these ancient battles, for haven't our lads written our very own mythology?
Aren't the stories of their exploits already out there, to be told around the fire by our future generations?
The Battle of Kamikaze.
Our brave lads beat this stripling around the head with a wooden pole draped in a tricolour.
The Battle of the Shops.
Our brave nationalists attacked the regime's police forces, broke into and looted their bourgeousie shops, and set their vehicles on fire.
Viva la resistance!
Anymore?