The best Alleged Alien Autopsy post I have ever seen.

[Coal Gas and peat]

Well, I sought them out and you didn't. I suppose that's why we're different. I probably still have daddy issues truth be told. He truly was a monumental piece of shit but I'll still find myself defending him, sometimes. This is quite common apparently.

We have a poster here @Kangal who wants @Wolf to be his old man .........wolf has so far rejected Kangal

 

[Tiger]

I won't ask you how you sought them out, you fag


I think it's terrible not to have a father, you'll spend a lifetime trying to overcome it. My father, who was a decent man, never once hit me, left the family home when I was young.. but I knew him until the day he died. In actual fact, I think he was quite frustrated with me in his latter years.. because I wasn't that bothered about it, our relationship, why should I have been. He left me. Didn't even cry when he died.

See….these last few pages in this thread are another example of why you are a tedious bore.

People were having an interesting origins discussion and then you came in, underpants first, and ruined it by going round the houses in some drunken rant about nothing.

You genuinely negatively affect every thread you contribute to.

 

[Kangal]

We have a poster here @Kangal who wants @Wolf to be his old man .........wolf has so far rejected Kangal

Oh dear. What an obvious effort to derail the thread further.

 

[Fishalt]

We have a poster here @Kangal who wants @Wolf to be his old man .........wolf has so far rejected Kangal

I'm already Kangal's daddy.

 

[jpc]

When I first heard "defend my honor" in a heavy Cork female accent it was something else.

In my limited witnessing of such events.
I can categorically state.
I never ever heard the situation bring described so elegantly.
Don't happen outside chippers nightclubs or bushing sessions.

 

[Mad as Fish]

Anyhow, back to the thread....

It was a couple of days ago I read the OP but three items that struck me were the mention of mins 80 deg C to keep the bodies, the skin and the sudden departure into the ET's spiritual life.

Wasn't -80C the temperature at which the covid jabs were meant to be kept? Why that particular figure, I dunno, it sounds like a number plucked from somewhere rather than an actual criterion of preservation of an object which might react quite differently to cryogenics.

If the excretery system is via the skin (and it also happens in us to a limited extent) why does the skin need to be peeled back to smell the ammonia? And why is there no mention of the little grey ones stinking like stale piss in the various accounts of close encounters? We might also ask about any bacteria found on the bodies, were these ever investigated?

How do we know about their spirtual beliefs, who and when were these investigated?

It's a good read, but doesn't really stack up at the end of the day.

 

[Tiger]

Anyhow, back to the thread....

It was a couple of days ago I read the OP but three items that struck me were the mention of mins 80 deg C to keep the bodies, the skin and the sudden departure into the ET's spiritual life.

Wasn't -80C the temperature at which the covid jabs were meant to be kept? Why that particular figure, I dunno, it sounds like a number plucked from somewhere rather than an actual criterion of preservation of an object which might react quite differently to cryogenics.

If the excretery system is via the skin (and it also happens in us to a limited extent) why does the skin need to be peeled back to smell the ammonia? And why is there no mention of the little grey ones stinking like stale piss in the various accounts of close encounters? We might also ask about any bacteria found on the bodies, were these ever investigated?

How do we know about their spirtual beliefs, who and when were these investigated?

It's a good read, but doesn't really stack up at the end of the day.

There are plot holes everywhere in this story.

 

[tldr]

Anyhow, back to the thread....

It was a couple of days ago I read the OP but three items that struck me were the mention of mins 80 deg C to keep the bodies, the skin and the sudden departure into the ET's spiritual life.

Wasn't -80C the temperature at which the covid jabs were meant to be kept? Why that particular figure, I dunno, it sounds like a number plucked from somewhere rather than an actual criterion of preservation of an object which might react quite differently to cryogenics.

If the excretery system is via the skin (and it also happens in us to a limited extent) why does the skin need to be peeled back to smell the ammonia? And why is there no mention of the little grey ones stinking like stale piss in the various accounts of close encounters? We might also ask about any bacteria found on the bodies, were these ever investigated?

How do we know about their spirtual beliefs, who and when were these investigated?

It's a good read, but doesn't really stack up at the end of the day.

“For 20 days I smelled its smell,” said Luiza. “I couldn’t stand the smell. I don’t know where it came from. I even washed my nose with alcohol and water.

“It was an ammonia smell,” says Katia.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/29/people-saw-aliens-after-ufo-crashed-in-brazil-in-1996-doc/


Bet this is what was data mined for the reddit post.

 

[Tiger]

“For 20 days I smelled its smell,” said Luiza. “I couldn’t stand the smell. I don’t know where it came from. I even washed my nose with alcohol and water.

“It was an ammonia smell,” says Katia.

https://nypost.com/2022/10/29/people-saw-aliens-after-ufo-crashed-in-brazil-in-1996-doc/


Bet this is what was data mined for the reddit post.

Data mined, as in via the AI tool which was used to create the story?

 

[Tiger]

lol What would you know about an interesting discussion

A day in the life of Jimbo Jambo

10:30am - Wakes up with a hangover, trying to recall what he did in the hours before passing out on the couch.

10:40am - Logs onto various Irish political fora websites to reveal that yet again he’s spent the previous evening angrily ranting over nothing and threatening to fight people he’s never met and never will meet. Chuckles to himself to mask the shame.

11:05am - Has a breakfast of cornflakes. The same breakfast he’s had every day since 1979. Sometimes he adds in toast and marmalade if he’s feeling exotic.

11:25am - Logs onto Pornhub….

4:30pm - Starts shit posting and attacking people on various Irish political fora. Calls everyone stupid for not thinking the way he does.

5:37pm - Looks at the clock and knows it’s close to 6pm, or ‘drinky time’ as his mother used to call it. He tries not to drink before 6pm, but fuck it, what difference does 23 minutes make.

7:05pm - Finds a word in someone’s post online that he doesn’t like their definition of, and starts pestering them about it for the next 3 hours. Every second post has the word ‘whiteness’ in it despite having no relevance.

11:08pm - Wound up from 8 cans of some cheap Polish beer from Aldi, he starts threatening to fight people. This continues for the next 2 hours.

2:20am - Having watched 11 Oasis videos on YouTube he starts to get tired. The couch looks comfy. He decides to rest on it for a bit before going to bed, determined not to fall asleep on the couch again.

Rinse repeat.

 

[tldr]

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[PlunkettsGhost]

I'm open to seeing your high school diploma..

Unlike you, I'm Irish (not 'white'), so we did the leaving cert in my day.

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

The only people who aren't white

Why do you perpetuate the Israeli-American (Marxist) concept of 'whiteness', a term that describes literally nothing about the lived experience of the various European races and cultures?

 

[Tiger]

The only people who aren't white and "Irish".. are "paper Irish", what part are you confused with?

Seriously, the dearth of three digit IQs here is shocking

You are literally becoming a parody of yourself now.

Arguing about whiteness and it isn’t even lunchtime.

The lack of self awareness is phenomenal.

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

Irish people are white.. that's what I'm "perpetuating", fucking idiot

'white' is a Marxist term that describes nothing. In your case, it makes sense

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

The lack of self awareness is phenomenal.

A trait of the autistic I think you'll find

 

[PlunkettsGhost]

It must take an "autist" to recognise that you post all manner of shite..

You're like those flies that buzz around the filthy holes of cows, in a distant field no one visits

 

[tldr]

A trait of the autistic I think you'll find

It's not that he isn't clever. His sentences make sense and the grammar is correct. Autistic people lack the extroversion for attention seeking. When narcissistic supply is primarily negative, it indicates a backdrop of psychological failure to the personality seeking it - an effort for the world within their sphere of perception and influence to fail with them.

I've encountered a lot of this. He's one of those guys you carry in work that is persistently undoing the work that's done for him and demanding that you do an increasingly greater share of it. It's become remarkably common and I've found it, to some degree, in every queer I've worked with - although the males are pronouncedly more affected by it - thus my aversion to the whole LGBT thing. There is a time bomb in contemporary recruitment strategies going to go off as fewer and fewer of the people employed in organisations do the work. There's some environmental factor that we're either missing or refuses to be acknowledged. It can't just be down to genetics - there's a formative component that is turning on these dysfunctional patterns.

Now, it could be conjectured that the flurry of self-assertive posts were a product of a nervous immaturity used to conceal a feeling of vulnerability - like a small dog's bark. Efforts were made to reassure and include him in the discussion but these proved futile. He has access to humour but lacks creativity which may be why his posts are so trite and insolent - it may also explain his lack of any depth, his mind skims in shallow patterns.

It's much more likely that this is a defect that we cannot remedy. It is often the case that when "people with a normal psychology" meet such individuals there is a disbelief in its intransigence and incorrigible attempts are made to engage with such persons with standard appeals to the various components of human intelligence.

However, there are missing components here. The subject has no access to them and so appeals to such parts of human intelligence are treated by them as nonsense and used as levers of advantage. It's like the burden of lying - to those who do not experience this burden, lying is a perceived as a particular advantage over the stupid people who do. They cannot realise that lying lacks intelligence and is a pathological flaw - the same with tantrums or violence. It's what we consider sub-adult behaviour.

Perhaps it's the consequence of infantilisation - something that Fishalt was addressing last night with him - Poor Jimbo had no spirit guide to aid him through the thicket of adolescence and is wandering in it still.

That's a long way of saying that he's a header.

 

[tldr]

Long-winded psychobabble is kind of your thing, roc.

Has anyone, in the history of Irish political fora, ever had more bunny boilers than me?

I don't even think it's close

Nailed you

 

[tldr]

Data mined, as in via the AI tool which was used to create the story?

This encounter in Brazil is much more credible than a random post on reddit. The people witnessing it are from an environment where lying isn't a practiced thing, so I don't know.

I don't particularly object to the biological account in the OP - I can't verify it one way or the other. The part that does concern me is the "Singularity" construct at the end. Isn't it bizarre that we now have this new cult to compute into things?

It's like having Scientology in Hollywood - what part of what they're doing is being done for the benefit of supporting the credibility of their beliefs rather than the proper fulfillment of their function?

Anyway, that's enough of this alien craic for a while.