Weather Thread

[Professor]

Why does that weird little aul lad dye his moustache jet black?

Is it some kind of gimmick?

I'll try and explain but am not sure you'll understand because the secret's Just for Men.

 

[Professor]

Square Ball.

That threw me off as well. Was that a moustache? I thought it was shadow caused by a puckered mouth sans teeth or something.

Farming and Sport. Y'know yourself.

 

[Wolf]

Poor Gowl, the padre's discarded sex toy, so much anger and angst.
Small broken bodied big headed freakshow of an excuse for a human.
A empty husk of a man-child with a permanently prolapsed sphincter.
Bless you my child....glug glug glug........

 

[Tiger]

Crazy weather in Dubai

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/arti...-standstill-as-cloud-seeding-worsens-flooding

Dubai Grinds to Standstill as Cloud Seeding Worsens Flooding​

• Seeding planes used to take advantage of low pressure system
• Heavy rain disrupts transport systems and closes UAE schools

 

[Mad as Fish]

Talking to a couple of wise old farmers today who reckon we are in for a dry summer, it's all to do with oak and ash and where the swans are building their nests.

 

[Tiger]

 

[valamhic]

Lady Willow, you might be able to help me.

I've got a bush at the front of the house which was a pain in the arse to climb up and keep trimmed at the top. So I decided to just cut around four feet off it.

Now its shaped like a bucket.

How can I get it rounded off at the top so that it looks circular again rather than a boiled egg that's just had the top knocked off?

Two fluid ounces of virgin's pee, she must be over 20 and below 24 years old. Apply every day for three days in dry weather.

 

[Myles O'Reilly]

There's no virgins in my town Val. You might as well be looking for Hen's teeth.

 

[Mad as Fish]

He makes a very valid point in noting the the MSM is all over of man made climate change when it comes to CO2, but deny that deliberate acts of weather management have any effect whatsoever!

 

[Fishalt]

There's no virgins in my town Val. You might as well be looking for Hen's teeth.

Apart from yourself, Myles.

 

[Fishalt]

Weather is beautiful here currently. Half the year it's heaven, the other half hell.

 

[Mad as Fish]

It's been a cool April, very little warm sun, maybe one of the coolest on record, we won't be hearing about that from RTE though, unless they weave it into some magical tale about extreme weather events.

 

[clarke-connolly]

It's been a cool April, very little warm sun, maybe one of the coolest on record, we won't be hearing about that from RTE though, unless they weave it into some magical tale about extreme weather events.

Global Warming Makes You Cool ! !

Up is Down !

Black is White !

Lie is Truth !

Rte tells Truth